Dearest Magic Box,

I do say magic box, Lord Bagwell was in quite a state. The scarlet fever has subsided, as have the various veneral infections, and I at once return to your loving warm embrace, Magic Box. After Lord Bagwell's blood letting, there was not but an ounce of strength left to type, let alone engage in societal acts of perversion. I do say...I do say...

For now I big you good day Magic Box, but fear not Lord has returned once more.
Frett not, and remember to ask Lord Bagwell whatever questions you may have.
Lord

Dearest Magic Box

why did you break...you lost all of Lord Bagwell's erotic books on tape from the itunes...the nerve

Dearest Magic Box

Lord Bagwell is all a flutter with giddiness and glee with all hallow's eve just around the corner. What a night for candy and lewdness. I do say Magic Box, a night to remember indeed.

Dearest Magic Box,

Sorry for the length in delay magic box. I was away on holiday to the isle of Easter. I have many lovers on that island that live deep beneath the earth's crust. I do say, magic box, that I am rather tired.

Pumpkin

Dearest Magic Box,

Lord Bagwell does not care for your nonsense

Dearest Magic Box,

Lord Bagwell does not understand this "television news". It appears as though they only talk of false facts and numbers. Indeed they ignored a large protest in this United States capital this weekend to instead talk of false numbers of people with "health coverage". I know that many people need to be let of their blood, but why doth is cost more than Lord Bagwell's carriage for one leach. Lord Bagwell will it leave it there, like Baron Anderson Cooper. Off to burn down the Blue Cross of Georgia.
Lord