Friday, October 30, 2009

Dearest Magic Box

Lord Bagwell is all a flutter with giddiness and glee with all hallow's eve just around the corner. What a night for candy and lewdness. I do say Magic Box, a night to remember indeed.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Dearest Magic Box,

Sorry for the length in delay magic box. I was away on holiday to the isle of Easter. I have many lovers on that island that live deep beneath the earth's crust. I do say, magic box, that I am rather tired.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Dearest Magic Box,

Lord Bagwell does not care for your nonsense

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Dearest Magic Box,

Lord Bagwell does not understand this "television news". It appears as though they only talk of false facts and numbers. Indeed they ignored a large protest in this United States capital this weekend to instead talk of false numbers of people with "health coverage". I know that many people need to be let of their blood, but why doth is cost more than Lord Bagwell's carriage for one leach. Lord Bagwell will it leave it there, like Baron Anderson Cooper. Off to burn down the Blue Cross of Georgia.
Lord

Monday, October 12, 2009

Dearest Magic Blog,

Lord Bagwell was rained on. Don't tell Lord Bagwell its raining whilst you urinate on Lord Bagwell world.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Dearest Magic Box,

On this fair day, Lord Bagwell wore Lord's finest furs and hit the town in the finest of carriages. To what a world Magic Box, women in pants, men with bare heads....Luckily Lord Bagwell brought the smelling salts, or else naught would have roused Lord from such shocking sites such as these. However, that leads to Lord Bagwell's tip of the day: If you're planning a vacation to a swiss chalet, don't forget your chocolate body massage sauce for your young Thai servent, nobody likes a dry Thai.
Lord

Monday, October 5, 2009

Dearest Magic Box,

Oh dear. Lord Bagwell saw a lady driving her own carriage. WHAT A WORLD.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Dearest Magic Box

Lord Bagwell loves a good mink.