Monday, January 25, 2010

Dearest Magic Box,

I do say magic box, Lord Bagwell was in quite a state. The scarlet fever has subsided, as have the various veneral infections, and I at once return to your loving warm embrace, Magic Box. After Lord Bagwell's blood letting, there was not but an ounce of strength left to type, let alone engage in societal acts of perversion. I do say...I do say...

For now I big you good day Magic Box, but fear not Lord has returned once more.
Frett not, and remember to ask Lord Bagwell whatever questions you may have.
Lord