Dearest Magic Box

why did you break...you lost all of Lord Bagwell's erotic books on tape from the itunes...the nerve

Dearest Magic Box

Lord Bagwell is all a flutter with giddiness and glee with all hallow's eve just around the corner. What a night for candy and lewdness. I do say Magic Box, a night to remember indeed.

Dearest Magic Box,

Sorry for the length in delay magic box. I was away on holiday to the isle of Easter. I have many lovers on that island that live deep beneath the earth's crust. I do say, magic box, that I am rather tired.

Pumpkin

Dearest Magic Box,

Lord Bagwell does not care for your nonsense

Dearest Magic Box,

Lord Bagwell does not understand this "television news". It appears as though they only talk of false facts and numbers. Indeed they ignored a large protest in this United States capital this weekend to instead talk of false numbers of people with "health coverage". I know that many people need to be let of their blood, but why doth is cost more than Lord Bagwell's carriage for one leach. Lord Bagwell will it leave it there, like Baron Anderson Cooper. Off to burn down the Blue Cross of Georgia.
Lord

Dearest Magic Blog,

Lord Bagwell was rained on. Don't tell Lord Bagwell its raining whilst you urinate on Lord Bagwell world.

Dearest Magic Box,

On this fair day, Lord Bagwell wore Lord's finest furs and hit the town in the finest of carriages. To what a world Magic Box, women in pants, men with bare heads....Luckily Lord Bagwell brought the smelling salts, or else naught would have roused Lord from such shocking sites such as these. However, that leads to Lord Bagwell's tip of the day: If you're planning a vacation to a swiss chalet, don't forget your chocolate body massage sauce for your young Thai servent, nobody likes a dry Thai.
Lord

Dearest Magic Box,

Oh dear. Lord Bagwell saw a lady driving her own carriage. WHAT A WORLD.

Dearest Magic Box

Lord Bagwell loves a good mink.

Dearest Magic Box

Lord Bagwell was invited to serve as judge for two dear friends. The Duchess de Poiter and The Royal Ambassador to Her Majesty Mital are engaged in a dual of lewd. Lord shall judge which of the two compatriots is most successful in their endeavors of the biblical nature...mmmmm Lord Bagwell loves a good raunchy contest.
Lord

Dearest Magic Box,

Lord Bagwell had a raunchy weekend. How about you...dear me!

Dearest Magic Box,

Last evening Lord Bagwell observed a magic box with moving picture drawings of a most vibrant nature. Lord Bagwell's dear friend Countess de Sommier informed me that it is called a teleyvision? What a world!
Lord

Dearest Magic Box,

Lord's tip of the week: Moncoles are not only fashionable, but they allow you to get a closer look at what you're getting yourself into...mmmmm

Lord

Dearest Magic Box,

Lord Bagwell saw a lady wearing pants today. Pants are for gentlemen.
Lord

Dearest Magic Box,

I don't understand this magic box that sits upon my desk. I shall type my thoughts and ask for good friends to share them with me on here at will. Lord Bagwell loves a good share.