Lord Bagwell may not understand the Internet but Lord Bagwell loves this magic box.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Dearest Magic Box,
I don't understand this magic box that sits upon my desk. I shall type my thoughts and ask for good friends to share them with me on here at will. Lord Bagwell loves a good share.
Dearest Lord, I will be traveling shortly to the beach they call Miami and am unsure of how I should attire mineself. Your advice on this pressing query would be most appreciated, as I know you to be a setter of trends and a lover of the sea.
Excellent question Madame, Naturally riding boats and a top hat will be all you'll require for a lovely time at sea. Remember what Lord Bagwell always says: Moores and Hores belong on shores. Lord
I will soon be embarking on an overnight sojourn to an isle by the sea with nine compatriots. I have given my word that I will provide four tents, however, I have just one in hopes that our loins shall become entangled. How does Your Lordship advise I broach this subject?
Dear Sir, That is quite the pickle you've gotten thineself betwixt. I suggest a staged bear attack. Claim the bear stole all thine tents and with the cold sea air it best if you sleep "as one" to avoid frostbitten nether regions. Broach the subject as one would broach a leisurely stroll; with ease and lewdness. Yours Lord
Dearest Lord,
ReplyDeleteI will be traveling shortly to the beach they call Miami and am unsure of how I should attire mineself. Your advice on this pressing query would be most appreciated, as I know you to be a setter of trends and a lover of the sea.
Excellent question Madame,
ReplyDeleteNaturally riding boats and a top hat will be all you'll require for a lovely time at sea. Remember what Lord Bagwell always says: Moores and Hores belong on shores.
Lord
Dearest Lord,
ReplyDeleteI will soon be embarking on an overnight sojourn to an isle by the sea with nine compatriots. I have given my word that I will provide four tents, however, I have just one in hopes that our loins shall become entangled. How does Your Lordship advise I broach this subject?
Yours, very truly and respectfully,
Dear Sir,
ReplyDeleteThat is quite the pickle you've gotten thineself betwixt. I suggest a staged bear attack. Claim the bear stole all thine tents and with the cold sea air it best if you sleep "as one" to avoid frostbitten nether regions. Broach the subject as one would broach a leisurely stroll; with ease and lewdness.
Yours
Lord