Finally!

Dearest Magic Box,
I am ever so sorry for my prolonged absence...ever so.

I was naturally celebrating the release of my dear friend DMX from the prison. I still remember the first time I met DMX after he found my profile on blackmeetpeople.com (one of the very successful websites run by Danielle Staub from the Real Housewives of New Jersey)

After a raucous tickling party and spindle session, we put the lambs to bed and partied with our dogs. There is not any party like a dog party, because my friends dog parties shall not stop nay ever.....nay