Lord Bagwell had a sleepless night. That is right Magic Box, Lord was at it again...coming up with the top 10 reasons wolves make great life mates.
10) Their fur: So soft, let it caress your bare skin...feels good does it not?
9) Their no-shit attitude: I said it, wolves take not one ounce of guff from anyone. Just try and get up in a young pup's face with a blazened stance...Lord dares thee.
8) Tax-exmempt status: I respect a group that pays no tax and is protected by the elitest government. Wolves and the Amish. Two of my favorite groups.
7) No psoriasis: Psoriasis is gross. I'm gazing at you Ms. Kim Kardashian. Wolves don't get psoriasis. They're better than that.
6) Easy to find best friend t-shirts: What other group has such a large and diverse t-shirt pool?
5) They are not dicks: You know who is a dick, foxes.
4) If they are werewolves, they have great abs: This is a scientific fact*. Lord Bagwell respects a nice six pack...hmmm delightful
3) They stir up controversy: Those sexy wolves like the stir the pothttp://yhoo.it/rcDl3f
2) They are mutlicultural: Lord Bagwell prefers friends that appear to be pan-ethinic. Look at those wolves, with all their different colored fur. You tell me who doth have more diversity
and the number one reason that wolves make good best friends....
1) Nothing sexier than a wolf pack
* Scientific texts include the Twilight book series
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